The Top Ten Swap List This is the Top Ten Swap List featured on the programme showing the mock 'swaps'. The video clip of Noel running down the board can be accessed at the bottom of this page.         NAME: NOEL         OFFERS:   WANTS:   A BLUE BOX   TO BEAT THAT EVIL BANKER NAME: ROBBIE         OFFERS:   WANTS:   TO SING WITH TAKE THAT   TO FORGET RUDE BOX NAME: JENNIFER         OFFERS:   WANTS:   VINCE   BRAD NAME: CHEGGERS         OFFERS:   WANTS:   THERMALS   2 WEEKS IN THE SUN NAME: JORDAN         OFFERS:   WANTS: TO BE   TO COVER HERSELF UP   TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS A SINGER NAME: JOSÉ         OFFERS:   WANTS:   £500 MILLION   TO HOLD ONTO THE PREMIERSHIP NAME: JAMIE         OFFERS:   WANTS:   HEALTHY SCHOOL DINNERS   NEVER TO SEE A TURKEY TWIZZLER NAME: FREDDIE         OFFERS:   WANTS:   ENGLAND CAPTAINCY   THE ASHES BACK NAME: GORDON BROWN        OFFERS:   WANTS:   NUMBER 11   NUMBER 10 NAME: ARLENE         OFFERS:   WANTS:   DANCE LESSONS   MARK RAMPRAKASH   Here's Noel introducing an old friend to the programme - the Top Ten Board. A quick run down shows off the current swaps on offer... Open Media Player 27 seconds Top Ten Lists Index